like the Terminator but for girl drinks

I once worked with a bartender (Mo, you worked with him, too) who would always tell his customers that ordered a blended drink that they really didn't want that because the alcohol sinks to the bottom of the blender and thus, when the drink it poured, the booze stays behind. It was a complete lie but a bartender's got to do what a bartender's got to do when they don't want to keep washing the blender.

Personally, I don't like blended drinks in general. All I taste in a blended margarita is cold. No tart lime, no smooth tequila. And don't even bother to salt the rim if I have to drink it with a straw.

I do make an exception for Icees at the movie theater but only then and only there.

Enter the Margarator.

Apparently you add the ice, tequila and mix (cause if you're using one of these you'd use the pre-made mix for sure) and push a button for delish.

Apparently.

Getting past the whole issue of blended vs. on the rocks, all this really amounts to is a one gallon blender with a dispenser nozzle. Now, if you need an all purpose blender, you wouldn't get one of these instead. Likewise, if you have a blender, you don't need one of these.

Unless you're drinking so many blended drinks that it really sounds like a good idea. If that's the case, I would be concerned because you're almost certainly a...

(Apologies for the poor quality.)